As I was brushing my teeth this morning and I had a thought, how many different names do I know of, or heard of for other words/terms for sex. Yeah, I know not the normal thoughts you have when brushing your teeth. What can I say? My mind isn’t a normal place you know, with normal thoughts. I could come up with quite a lot, but when turning to my good friend Google, I found a longer list than my mind had compiled. Here’s a list I found…
If you guys can come up with any others…don’t hesitate to share.
“Bump Uglies” has always been my fav.
how was the word “fuck” overlooked?
maybe too foul? one of my favs though
we love sex
that list was lol…
my friend use to say “scrape”
she was pretty hood.
I LIKE hearing…cut/beat. hahaha
Here some sorry if there is repeats on the list…
Bed Boogie Breed
Explore The Map of Tasmania (Tassie) Rock the Casbah
Nail/ Getting Nailed Bang
Make Babies Funny Business
Grease And Oil Change Functions
Feed The Kitty Smash Her Box
Ride The Skin Bus To Tuna Town Bash The Beaver
Plowing Cheeks Knock Boots
Shag Play Hide the Jewish Sausage
Bone Shuck The Oyster
Attack On The Pink Fortress Bumpin’ Uglys
Four –Legged Fox Trot No Pants Dance
Joakim Have A Rub
Crushing Box Horizontal Tango
Ger Her a Stab Hide The Porpose
Cop A Hammering Bury The Weasel
Creaking Bed Syndrome Slipping Her The Hot Beef Injection
Chop Bag
Ball Boff
Bow-chicka-bowwow Bumpin’ Fuzzies
Bury your Boner Checking the Oil
Chimney Sweeping Copulate
Doing the deed Doodle
Drill Entering the Holiest of Holies
Exchange DNA Fill Her Up
Fool Around Get It On
Get Laid Getting Busy
Getting Your Swerve On Gigging
Going All the Way Play Hide The Canoli
The Nasty Fornicate
Pork Ride the Pink Pony
Doing It Boink
Hanky Panky Horizontal Jogging
Mr. Wobbly Plays “Hide The Helmet” Boot Knockin
Exchange Bodily Fluids Parting The Roast Beef Curtains
Stirring Up Skirt Yogurt Make The Beast With Two Backs
Roll In The Hay Show Her The O Face
The Dirty Pound The Fruit
Friends Of Women, Countrymen, Lend Her Your Ears Plow
Root Making Banana Pudding
Jiggy Jiggy Hamburger in the Taco
Hanky-panky Have it off
Hide the Salami Hit It
Hit That Hittin’ the Skins
Hot dog in the Bun Home Run
Hook up Hump
Intercourse Interior Decorating
Intimate Relations Knocking Boots
Laying Pipe Make Love
Monkey Business Nookie
North Poled On the Job
Pipe Cleaning Play Doctor
Plug Poke
Pound Relations
Make Whoopee Horizontal Mambo
Smash Surfed
Swaggered Tap That Ass
Taking the Log to the Beaver Taking the ol’ one eye to the optometrist
Fuck/ Fucking Keg
Doing Doggie Ride
Riding the Bologna Pony Screw/ Screwing
Scrogging Sleep With
Snake and Cave Dance Stress Relief
Stuffing the Turkey Wham bam Thank You Ma’am
Wild Monkey Dance Wind Up
Tap Giving Wood
Getting Speared Blow Your Load
Giving Wood
Blow Your Load
Taking the Log to the Shower
Getting Speared
Splitting the Twins
Hanky Panky
The Naked Mattress Workout
Doing the Horizontal Monster mash, make sticky