LOL @ MOI

Drunk sexy face photos in the club are never sexy sober. When I was under 21 and had a fake id it was fun, so when I turned 21 I swore to myself that I would stop. Why? Because I don’t want pictures of me out there for everyone to see. I’m sharing now to prove a point. Why is it that after 5 years I decide to do it….again?  BAD angle! My neck looks like a shar pei pup!  HAHHAHAA Jaba neck.

Note to self: SOBRIETY

Gimmie!

Here’s a look at that Stussy x Hellz Bellz “Ladies First” collection.  I am in desperate need of all of these pieces. I really hope that the Stussy Vancouver chapter store will get some of this.

Thanks to Tee HBIC over @ Trash Bag Aesthetics for keeping on top of her game for those, no I mean me. I’ve been slacking. I haven’t been blogging. My bad guys. I miss you! xxx

Uh oh, Unisom is kicking in! Nighty night kiddies.

FINALLY!

Kid Cudi’s video for Day ‘n’ Nite.

Punishment

I don’t have a weekly R.U.F.  because I am way too hungover to do any sort of research on the world wide web.  Instead I am going to deliver some pretty fucked up news.  I have to take my kid sister to see Taylor Swift & Keith Urban. Yeah, you fucking heard that right. Taylor suck ass Swift. She’s adorable as ever, but I cannot stand country music.  My sister who is 14 doesn’t even really like country.  Until Taylor Swift.  Maybe she has a crush on her? All I know is I have to sit through the bullshit. Why?  Because I love my Mum who isn’t down to go to the show. Don’t blame her, I don’t either but I will go so my sister and Mum both get what they want. Plus it’s better that I go with her to make sure she doesn’t get roofied or gang banged. Although she is 5′11″ and tough as shit. We get it from our Mama.

Have a wonderful weekend. Have sex, get high and eat like a king.

Trying to refrain from regurgitating stuff off the internets

But I gotta have these Mosely Tribes sunglasses.  Well I think I have to have them until I try them on.  I have the same issue everyone else does. You know that issue of where sunglasses look too tiny on your big fat fucking round head? Yeah, that’s the issue I have.  Guilty. If you hover your curser over My Myspace link to the right you’ll see that I don’t have a fat head, but it’s true that most glasses are too small. Anyway, so um… Mosely Tribes,  if you send me these and they don’t fit I will gladly send them back. If they fit, thank you to bits.

My lovely Valentines

Yeah, I’m late on this but I do what I do when I do. So deal with it.  My weekend was pretty awesome.  My boo and I got suited and booted on Friday to avoid busy restaurants, set menus and the whole barf Hallmark holiday all together.  When I said suited and booted I actually mean we weren’t wearing sneakers and jeans. I wore a dress and 3inch oxfords and he looked amazing…but I looked better. Anyway, I hate set menus because I don’t like having to choose from a small selection of dishes.

If you don’t watch this show, you should start

I loved this show as soon as I saw the first episode of last season. This season (season 2) is much funnier. Better songs, harder laughs and more of Bret’s animal apparel and it’s pretty apparent that they have a larger budget. If you don’t enjoy this song and video you are lame.

Also, check your local show guides to see if they are coming to a city near you because these two are touring!

R.U.F. #14

The first primetime television couple to be shown sharing a bed together was the Flintstones. (1960-1966)

Don’t ask where I find this stuff.

You should be ashamed of yourselves

I try to keep my head out of celebrity gossip because I really could give a fuck less what they do, who they blow and who they know.  Until the whole Chris “beat a bitch down” Brown and Rihanna fiasco came about.  There is “evidence” from this that I’m not sure if I should believe it because things do get changed when it comes to the media, but whatever happened  happened and I just hope that whoever was hurt is okay. Emotionally and physically.  I’ve heard that she gave him the herps which she contracted from Jay Z, I’ve heard that he wants to break up and is already having his phone blow up from booty calls, I’ve heard that she cheated, I’ve heard that she was allegedly crying and begging for them not to break up. This list could go on forever, I really don’t give a shit about who did what pre-violence.  What bothers me is that it’s such a big fucking deal because these people are celebrities. What about your next door neighbor who beats her husband? What about your homeboy who gets drunk, picks fights with his gf and slaps the shit out of her?  Why aren’t people so interested in the shit that goes on with common folk all year round? Domestic violence isn’t cool. I don’t know who is at fault in their situation, did she hit him first? Does he hit her all the time? Anyway,  what really irks the fuck out of me is people producing paraphernalia (see above) and trying to make a fucking buck off of an unfortunate event. No one deserves 1) getting their ass beat 2) have it publicized 3) having people try to make a fucking buck off of said event.

Cafe Press, you should be ashamed of yourself and I’d like you to know that I think you are a waste of flesh.

Image Via: Jezebel

Douche bag’s site: Cafe Press

Take the work out of your workout

With Hawaii Chair. I’m sorry, but if I worked in an office and saw someone with this I would automatically assume that the person was lazy.  The words “you can sit while you get fit” playing over the ukulele sends me into a rage. I mean you obvi don’t care enough about your body if you want to sit and get fit.  Oh America and our ridiculous attempts to short cut our way through anything.

Fuck it. I’d recreate it with a mountable, dildo. I ain’t even lying. Grind it to the left & right!