Can you spot the difference?

I could compile a whole list of why I think these two overly annoying women look alike, but I won’t. I’m trying this new thing where  I say only the nicest and sweetest things about people.                      jk

See ya!?

Word travels fast on the internets. I know a lot of you have already heard. I was debating if I should even bother or not, but since I’ve been thinking about it and being bummed out for the last couple of days I may as well.

KindofSortof what I needed

An hour and forty nine seconds worth.  Just subtract the last 8 minutes from that 60:49. Just in one of those moods right now.  Listening to this made me feel okay until it hit 52:49.  I then started to roll my eyes, question and exclamation points pop up above my head and I fall right back into that mood again. I’d like to hop on a plane to some where tropical, forget my Blackberry, forget my laptop, forget everyTHANG.  Just bring the triple c’s: camera, cash and clothes.

Hells nah

Because I live to eat I like to look up recipes for things that I would like to make. So I decided to look up how to make Horchata. Yuuuuuum!  So I started my search for a recipe that wouldn’t take too long and what sounded good in comparison to the best  Horchata I’ve had. I came across something that was a little nasty….

• 2 cups of milk (some variants use skeet)
• 1 cup (185 g) uncooked white long penises
• 5 cups (1185 ml) pussy water
• 1/2 tablespoon (8 ml) vanilla extract
• 1/2 tablespoon (3 g) ground cinnamon
• 2/3 cup (135 g) white girls

Wikihow you are on some nasty shit. Milk…(some variants use skeet) oh what type of skeet should I use in my Horchata? Thicky? Sticky? Runny? Salty? Sweetie? Bleachy? Let me just scroll through an old phone book and dial some up. I don’t think I can enjoy Horchata for a long time after seeing this immature, but smirk worthy recipe.

Here’s a legit  how to.

Fafi x Adidas

French graffiti artist Fafi is set to release another set of sneakers with Adidas.  I’m really into this silhouette of  The Honey Mid, probably because it’s not what I would normally be into as far as a sneaker.  I think they would look good with the right hareem pant.  Anyway,  not only does Fafi have the sneaker collab with Adidas, she also has an apparel collab with Adidas coming too. Fafi did say that “it’s something that we aren’t used to seeing from Adidas.”   The sneakers are set to release in October.  As far as the apparel,  not too sure about release date, so keep an eye out.

Photo/Cred Via: Fafi & HighSnobiety

R.U.F. #15

Cleopatra invented her own diaphragm from camel poop.

What in the? Seriously? Diaphragms made out of camel shit? I know I’ve came across some Random Useless Facts that were out there, but this one is making me sick.  A diaphragm, a reusable sperm shield and disease blocker made from feces? Why!?

I am fully aware that my paint drawn poop looks like a food baby snowman, but if I were to have done this in photoshop I would have spent way more time than necessary.

Feeling these looks

Minus the wings, not really my thing.  What I am diggin’ is the top/vest.

Jeremy Laing’s polyester backless vest with Staerk’s wool skirt. P.Y.T. by Arlene Guerra earrings; Noir bracelets and rings.

Minus the shoes.  The icing on the cake for both of these looks would be the hair.

Sass & Bide’s wool and flannel jacket and Limi Feu’s polyester tulle skirt. Super Candy hair bow; Noir ring; Emilio Cavallini hosiery.

Photo/words via: WWD

Top 10

I’ve been wanting to do a juice fast for who know how long and I think I’ve built up enough strength in my life to finally push the plate away and go liquid/puree only for a week. Of course I’m still going to drink my 16 glasses of water as well.

I’ve been known to never think and just do.  8/10 times it works.  So why wouldn’t this? I’ve decided to come up with 10 reasons why I should, and 10 reasons why I shouldn’t. Actually I don’t even really know the reason why I’m doing it in the first place,  I think mainly to detox.  I know while I do this,  I’ll probably hit the sauna and steam room.  It’ll be good, I think.

So here goes…

TOP 10 REASONS WHY I SHOULD and SHOULDN’T:

Tinkle time

Like I said in a previous post I have to drink at least a gallon of water a day. Yeah, I know talk about a piss fest. I hate having to feel that embarrassment when I’m interning and having to get up every 10 minutes or so to pee.  I think that the others in the office  must think I have the runs every week or something.  Actually, I don’t know what they think and for once I sort of do care (whole different post on it’s own).  I usually work from home with stuff for my own company so I normally wouldn’t care. You just can’t care when it comes to matters of the bladder a bitch can’t hold it and sure as hell shouldn’t have to.  Especially when they are being cautious of their health. It’s not healthy to hold it.  Not a good look and sure as hell not comfortable. Not that I don’t want enjoy drinking a jug of water everyday because I do. I’m hydrated, I’m flushing out the fats, and oh YEAH I’m saving my janky kidney.  The only problem is that I think I go way too much. Apparently a healthy bladder can hold 2 cups of urine comfortably.

But a girlfriend and I were talking about how many trips to the can is average in a day. She apparently thinks I go “too often” and I sort of can’t disagree.

Question y’all….What’s average? How much water are you drinking? Should I live in a bathroom?

Get up, get on up!

Happy Birthday to the late and ever so great “Grandfather of Soul” James Brown.  I remember as a little girl my Mum loved her soul and I would love to dance to James Brown. Some things never change.  You are and always will be an influence in the lives of many.  You are missed without a doubt.  Rest in peace.

Sex Machine & Get on the Good Foot….

I love his cover to this song: